is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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