You're completely useless in the revolution.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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