We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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