We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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