How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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