i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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