It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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