is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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