i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Houston, we have a blender
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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