Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Randomize
