Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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