Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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