Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I wish i was in the wii world.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
God gave him joint rollers for hands
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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