Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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