Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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