Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
