i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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