I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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