no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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