we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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