ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
