okay pat passed out under dana's car
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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