google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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