Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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