I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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