So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
the liver wants what the liver wants
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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