Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Randomize
