I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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