He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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