Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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