and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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