There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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