I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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