Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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