But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
We have so much sex to catch up on
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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