just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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