I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
soo... how was my night?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
