I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
