in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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