I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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