Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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