just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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