well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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