On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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