is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
My penis needs a shock collar
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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