So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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