I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
