Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
she woke up with a sticky ear
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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