we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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