I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I see more hoeing in ur future
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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