I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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