we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Randomize
