I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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