Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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