Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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