on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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