So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Still dying that you shit outside
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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